theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

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Source: lestranges

Text

literatigeek:

If he did, Donna would see it on television, recognize him and thus her mind would burn up.

Eleven has realized this and thus he’s now carrying it to save her life.

He’s got it under control.

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Source: literatigeek

runlikeawoundedlemur:

OMG.  NEW CATCHPHRASE

runlikeawoundedlemur:

OMG.  NEW CATCHPHRASE

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Source: placeformygifs

hazy-marionette:

yes :3

hazy-marionette:

yes :3

Source: hazy-marionette

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Source: rougemarionette

princess-sparrow:

 My attempts to capture Batman were pointless for I am no match against his ninja skills

princess-sparrow:

 My attempts to capture Batman were pointless for I am no match against his ninja skills

(via blow0me0cas)

Source: weheartit.com

supermansgotaphonecall:

shanabeth:

Batman will never be a princess.

Sigh… I love this fandom.
Source: shanabeth

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(via thatsjustnuttee)

Source: onedayyouwillbecool

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winchesterbrother:

jeffbernat:

raffyhates2dougie:

theecuntwhisperer:

bl4nk-canvas:

roachpatrol:

taylorthegay:

rainb0w-crash:

skettismyname:

iamlingy:

twyll:

masterassassino:

everything-counts:

theannonymus:

oceansidedreamer:

THAT IS THE COOLEST FUCKING AD I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!

you sir are boss

Achievement Unlocked: Be the coolest person alive.

I thought this was gonna be a Sony advert. xD
That was epic, though.

Is it odd that I can totally see dog tier Jade just doing this.

Hand porn

My brain.

He has really nice fingers…

OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!!

Whoah, get on my blog. This is so gorgeous.

Reblogging again.

The best commercial ever.

OMG..!!AGAIN AGAIN..!!

dope

Damn. The editing on this video is SOLID.

THIS IS AMAZING

(via thatsjustnuttee)

Source: br1ttney